Let’s start off with the absolute worst interview of them all. The subject, a being that must have been failed by everything and everyone.
I wish I knew that beforehand, before interviewing this uncomfortable individual.
Name: Einstein (allegedly)
Occupation: Upyoursifier (allegedly)
RR: Hi! How are you? I’m-
Einstein: Dummy. Oh, my Goood, your name is Dummy! I’m Einstein. Haha.
RR: Good one. I’m interviewing people for an article. It’s my first time, really, so go easy on me. He he. I’ll ask questions, and you answer as you wish.
Einstein: Like a third degree? What are you, a detective?
RR: No, I just want to know what you do around here. I’m making an article for a..
Einstein: I’m an Upyoursiffier..
RR: How do you spell that?
Einstein: Up. Yours.
RR: Ok, I see where this is going. Thank you for your time.
Notes: I need to review my subject selection method.
This is not the kind of interview I want.
Let’s consider this a test-interview.
My second subject was a bit more relaxed, and a lot easier to interview.
Click the image below to see how my interview with Doug went.
Click here for the previous article in the series, before the interviews.