Wear your helmet!

– GF

When was the last time you reloaded?

– GF

Turning your underwear inside out is not “doing your laundry”

– GF

A real girlfriend hangs onto her man, following him everywhere. Freakin’ everywhere.

Disclaimer: The ‘No true scotsman’ fallacy may apply here, rendering the above statement invalid.

See how happy he is. He just can’t wait to introduce her to his mom.