47 Hangs Out With Robert De Niro
Our favorite silent assassin finally got to hang out with one of his all time heroes.
47, in a rare occurrence, sent us a few of his favorite moments.
“Really loved your performance in ‘Meet The Fock – I mean ‘Ronin’. I loved Ronin.”
The widely known celebrity introduced 47 to other celebrities (that 47 didn’t know who was).
As many exciting evenings, this too started with a few glasses of fermented grapes.
“The best wines are the ones we drink with friends”
With bolstered courage, 47 were taught how to approach Italian belladonna’s.
Open mic night – Not everyone is a natural born performer.
“Yikes! Uhm… No no, we don’t say guido here”
De Niro challenged 47 to a shot contest.
Turns out 47 has an extremely high alcohol tolerance.
As almost required in an all-nighter, a bit of friendly wrestling between the newfound bro’s ensued.
With years of fieldwork behind him, 47 had the upper hand
In the heat of the moment, Robert accidentally called 47 a clone, a word he is somewhat sensitive of.
“That’s our word. It stings when others use it”
They made up, and 47 was happy again. So happy that he found the courage to show off his mad skills on the dance floor.
Knowing the bromancing was nearing its end, 47 hid for a while to postpone the inevitable
The end approacheth… Approachetheded. Approached.
One had to go back to being a great actor. The other, to silently assassinating others.
They shook hands and nodded, parting ways without saying a word, like badass manly men do.
Disclaimer: The article does not necessarily depict the real, legendary Robert De Niro. As GCP cannot 109% confirm eyewitness accounts. This may just have been a guy who looked really like him.
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