Porta-Potties – Here To Ruin Your Day
I will make your call of nature as uncomfortable as possible
– Every porta-potty at every concert ever
Porta-potties
Cons:
- Almost always out of toilet paper
- The ring is never dry enough to sit on
- No sink to wash your hands
- If you’re lucky, there’s some antibacterial liquid outside (not removing all of the nasties)
- No drainage (close your eyes when approaching the hole)
- The toilet seat is warm
Pros:
- The only way to heed nature’s call at the given moment
- The toilet seat is warm
PS: Not using it may cause even greater discomfort and ruination, so everything is a strategic choice here.
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There’s alwapys peeing the street, which is easier with certain anatomy. If you have to do more, God help you…
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Its cost efficiency to the extreme, where customer experience goes down the drain (mehehe, wordplay of the day)
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