Porta-Potties – Here To Ruin Your Day

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I will make your call of nature as uncomfortable as possible

– Every porta-potty at every concert ever

Porta-potties

Cons:

  • Almost always out of toilet paper
  • The ring is never dry enough to sit on
  • No sink to wash your hands
  • If you’re lucky, there’s some antibacterial liquid outside (not removing all of the nasties)
  • No drainage (close your eyes when approaching the hole)
  • The toilet seat is warm

Pros:

  • The only way to heed nature’s call at the given moment
  • The toilet seat is warm

PS: Not using it may cause even greater discomfort and ruination, so everything is a strategic choice here.

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