Me, thinking to myself: “If I just keep this face until it doesn’t hurt anymore, no one will see this hurt like f*ck”
Spectators: Are you crying?
Me : Iamcryingbecauseofhowawesomeitmusthavelooked *groaning noise* HAHA *faints*
Several more spectators
More ridiculous way of falling
So awkward it is a legitimate reason to move to another country (or planet, if possible)