Me, thinking to myself: “If I just keep this face until it doesn’t hurt anymore, no one will see this hurt like f*ck”

Spectators: Are you crying?

Me : Iamcryingbecauseofhowawesomeitmusthavelooked *groaning noise* HAHA *faints*

Math:
Several more spectators
+
More ridiculous way of falling
=
So awkward it is a legitimate reason to move to another country (or planet, if possible)