How many settlers does it take to fix a turret?
11
The number is eleven, but there is a twist. No one is actually fixing the turret.
Get to work, people! I don’t pay you to watch. In fact, I don’t pay you at all.
– Sole Survivor
Useless lot all o’ya
The settlers of post-apocalyptic Boston aren’t the most creative of people. They inhabit absolutely no entrepreneurship.
Everyone needs your f*cking help. As soon as you are done risking your ass, some other ass asks you to risk your ass again. Isn’t it enough that I’ve built you an impenetrable fortress, with a working 4-story elevator, a garden, a fully equipped kitchen stocked with food to last 10 years, a fusion generator, and to top it off, installed a device that removes radiation. REMOVES RADIATON!
Ungrateful bastards.
Why don’t they just pick up a book and learn how to do it themselves? Oh, that’s right. The books have been burnt to crisp by radiation. Okay, you win this time.
You can build a whole fortress. These guys can’t rig some lighting. Seems fair.
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Lazy bastards all of them. I’m starting to think they do this on purpose. What better way to get the attention of the most skilled man/woman on the planet, than to let everything fall apart
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Evil geniuses the whole lot of them
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Hmm.. This needs looking into. I’ll see what I can dig up
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Let me know what you find out. The world needs to know.
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Will do! I’ll put on my best reporter hat. No stone shall be left unturned
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Reblogged this on Savior Gaming and commented:
This dude always makes me laugh
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This warms my heart 🙂 thank thee, thank thee, for thy great gesture 🙂
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Thou are most welcome
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Thy welcometh appreciation is met with that of the highest received appreciative regard –
Translated= I don’t know what the hell I’m saying RN. I digress.
In short, I am honored. Truly 😀 with a twist of – > 😛
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Didn’t even know we could reblog. This will be (ab)used 😀
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I just found out now myself honestly
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Consider yourself reblogged
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Thank you my fine journalist
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