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Douche Snow Elf Whacked

Long story short, we got into an argument between two snow elfs. One died.

The one of a kind douche snow elf, Arch-Curate Vyrthur, seemed to have a life goal to piss off everything and everyone.
He even managed to insult CuSith, the death hound’s uneven teeth.

“My Mother is a saint!”

– Serena

I guess all those years in isolation didn’t make him a people-person.

“That’s for all the ‘yo mama’ jokes. We have the same mother, you dick!”

– Knight Paladin Gelebor

As the above photo shows, he got what was coming.

Me, on the other hand, got myself a kick-ass armor.
The Smell of old elf will wear off.

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7 Comments on Douche Snow Elf Whacked

  1. Sounds like he had it coming.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. I dunna’ get it

    Liked by 1 person

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