Douche Snow Elf Whacked
Long story short, we got into an argument between two snow elfs. One died.
The one of a kind douche snow elf, Arch-Curate Vyrthur, seemed to have a life goal to piss off everything and everyone.
He even managed to insult CuSith, the death hound’s uneven teeth.
“My Mother is a saint!”
– Serena
I guess all those years in isolation didn’t make him a people-person.
“That’s for all the ‘yo mama’ jokes. We have the same mother, you dick!”
– Knight Paladin Gelebor
As the above photo shows, he got what was coming.
Me, on the other hand, got myself a kick-ass armor.
The Smell of old elf will wear off.
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Sounds like he had it coming.
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Sure does. Creating a mankind-dooming prophecy is kind of a dick move. Good riddance
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Yea as far as dick moves go that one is pretty high end on the dick move scale.
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Agreed. Doubt anyone will erect a statue for his less than flaccid attempt
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Ha! I see what you did there. And i approve.
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I dunna’ get it
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Dang hella fun
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