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Articles by Reckless Reporter

About Reckless Reporter (144 Articles)
This be the one and only reporter/journalist/daredevil for Game Cosmos Press

Mechanic Fired and Mocked

2017-10-15 // 4 Comments

  A mechanic, 5 minutes after having been let go, due to disagreements. Translation: Let go=Park management fired his ass. Disagreements=whether 2 hour lunch breaks were [...]

Douche Snow Elf Whacked

2017-10-02 // 7 Comments

Long story short, we got into an argument between two snow elfs. One died. The one of a kind douche snow elf, Arch-Curate Vyrthur, seemed to have a life goal to piss off [...]

Judge Dredd

2017-09-26 // 0 Comments

Okay, I’m gonna start this thing off with a bit of humble crappadoodle.. My acquaintance with the holy Dreddz started when I was a young, young, fellow… My [...]

Breezy Sailing

2017-09-22 // 0 Comments

It’s a special kind of feeling, sailing the open seas, close to butt nekkid, feeling the breeze through the loin cloth. Highly recommended! I’m sailiiing awaaay [...]