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Articles by Reckless Reporter

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This be the one and only reporter/journalist/daredevil for Game Cosmos Press

Mechanic Fired and Mocked

2017-10-15 // 4 Comments

  A mechanic, 5 minutes after having been let go, due to disagreements. Translation: Let go=Park management fired his ass. Disagreements=whether 2 hour lunch breaks were [...]

Douche Snow Elf Whacked

2017-10-02 // 7 Comments

Long story short, we got into an argument between two snow elfs. One died. The one of a kind douche snow elf, Arch-Curate Vyrthur, seemed to have a life goal to piss off [...]

Breezy Sailing

2017-09-22 // 0 Comments

It’s a special kind of feeling, sailing the open seas, close to butt nekkid, feeling the breeze through the loin cloth. Highly recommended! I’m sailiiing awaaay [...]

Wrap It Up Before Disposal

2017-09-20 // 0 Comments

Be like the dudes and dudettes of Ark. Wrap up everything in an extra layer before you throw it away, for the sake of the environment. Think about the poor dinos. We [...]