Piper is a journalist, and with that, a fantastic storyteller. One would think. "Oh your god, have you heard?" "First I was like, holdup:" "Everybody was like:" "Then I was all:" "And then everyone went aaw yizz" "Can you believe it? So legitimately crazy, right?" ----- Hard to think this girl runs a newspaper.
Imma repeat the headline: Never eat unlabeled pills. You may start looking like that guy. This goes for expired medication as well. Getting a prescription from a licensed doctor is a good place to start. Or a trusted drug dealer with a good reputation, offering blister packs with a medical-sounding name on it.
No matter what the Commonwealth throws at this girl, she never gives in to depression or nihilism. She may be a bit on the more apathetic side, but still impressive. She always wears that stoic, unaffected face. If you haven't had your daily dose of provisioners, check this out:
Not everyone appreciates an exciting career choice. Some of the perks: Traveling all around the world (virtually) Meeting new people (over Skype) Making extreme amounts of cash (bottle caps, rupees, virtual gold nuggets). I fail to see why my family won't support this extremely well thought out decision.
Me, thinking to myself: "If I just keep this face until it doesn't hurt anymore, no one will see this hurt like f*ck" Spectators: Are you crying? Me : Iamcryingbecauseofhowawesomeitmusthavelooked *groaning noise* HAHA *faints* Math: Several more spectators + More ridiculous way of falling = So awkward it is a legitimate reason to move to … Continue reading It Didn’t Hurt At All
The privilege of getting to visit this often should be for immediate family only. There's nothing funny about the female menstrual cycle. Period. - Some guy who was never seen again Turned out the meme ideas came like pearls on a string on this one. It may have something to do with the fact that … Continue reading Aunt Flo & Cousin Red
Before the age of propane tanks (not the war tanks), a man wanting a savory steak had to experiment with extremely flammable liquids. Overestimating the amount of said flammable liquid has resulted in the loss of eyebrows all over the world. It doesn't seem to matter how much practice one has. It's always too much … Continue reading BBQ Problems
Some may call this junk... Me, I call them treasures. - Belethor (Whiterun, Skyrim) Putting things in containers and workshops is old school. Let the hoarder in you revel in the glory of hoarding absolutely everything, and put it on display in a marvelous, gargantuan pile of treasure. Remember, it's not hoarding until someone calls … Continue reading Hoarding Or Collecting – A Fine Line
What achievements I can be proud of? Female canine, please. *shows family Steam, Xbox Live and PSN* Gamer: What I do is rewarding and important. You hear me? Rewarding AF! Dad: What's AF? Gamer: OMG, you're so noob. Mom: What's a noob? Gamer: You. Sister: Savage AF.
According to Artofmanliness.com this is how it should be done: Use Seasoned Wood. This is key. ... Open the Damper. ... Crack a Window. ... Turn Off the Heater. ... Prime the Flue. ... Build an Upside Down Fire. ... Don't Build a Fire on Very Windy Days. ... If it still doesn't work, call … Continue reading It’s Harder Than It Looks