Piper The Storyteller

Piper is a journalist, and with that, a fantastic storyteller. One would think. "Oh your god, have you heard?" "First I was like, holdup:" "Everybody was like:" "Then I was all:"   "And then everyone went aaw yizz" "Can you believe it? So legitimately crazy, right?" ----- Hard to think this girl runs a newspaper.

Never Eat Unlabeled Pills

Imma repeat the headline: Never eat unlabeled pills. You may start looking like that guy. This goes for expired medication as well. Getting a prescription from a licensed doctor is a good place to start. Or a trusted drug dealer with a good reputation, offering blister packs with a medical-sounding name on it.