A mechanic, 5 minutes after having been let go, due to disagreements. Translation: Let go=Park management fired his ass. Disagreements=whether 2 hour lunch breaks were OK or not. On his way home, the last steps out of the park was heavier than ever before. The guests were of no help: "Hey! You're getting paid … Continue reading Mechanic Fired and Mocked
This janitor did. The feeling of passing of time is relative. This guy was responsible for the lobby, and the lobby only. Not much to do there. His daily workload was done in about 30 minutes. The rest of the day consisted of standing almost lifeless behind the stairs. Waiting. Waiting to one day win … Continue reading You ever been so bored at work you just died?
47's culinary side is not known to many, but sometimes he indeed experiments with food. He's not successful each and every time, but then again, who is? Experimenting is the spice of life. Put a little cyanide in there, just to see what happens. - 47's terrible chef mentor This time, a rock star got … Continue reading “I should not have put that in the cake”
One wouldn't claim Vault 88 has the best in kitchen appliances, but then again, the wasteland does not offer clean new stoves. Hygiene and germ theory aside, Girolamo makes a mean beef stroganoff. He's hacking, and whacking, and smacking! Just to get you the meanest beef in the wasteland. PS: "Dweller" seems weird written with … Continue reading Vault Dweller Preparing Dinner
Long story short, we got into an argument between two snow elfs. One died. The one of a kind douche snow elf, Arch-Curate Vyrthur, seemed to have a life goal to piss off everything and everyone. He even managed to insult CuSith, the death hound's uneven teeth. "My Mother is a saint!" - Serena I guess … Continue reading Douche Snow Elf Whacked
A fisherman about to try ice fishing in the Forgotten Vale got the bejeebers scared out of him when strolling on a frozen lake. The sitch that made his pants warmer for a few minutes: Understandably, he did not want to revisit the lake to let me get some on-the-scene-photos. He preferred to give the … Continue reading Breaking: Dragons startle the fuck out of fisherman
11 The number is eleven, but there is a twist. No one is actually fixing the turret. Get to work, people! I don't pay you to watch. In fact, I don't pay you at all. - Sole Survivor Useless lot all o'ya The settlers of post-apocalyptic Boston aren't the most creative of people. They inhabit … Continue reading How many settlers does it take to fix a turret?
It's a special kind of feeling, sailing the open seas, close to butt nekkid, feeling the breeze through the loin cloth. Highly recommended! I'm sailiiing awaaay In my u-uuu-underwear
Be like the dudes and dudettes of Ark. Wrap up everything in an extra layer before you throw it away, for the sake of the environment. Think about the poor dinos. We wouldn't want a raptor running around with plastic six pack rings around his neck, would we? This is just one of the many … Continue reading Wrap It Up Before Disposal
Many a grown-up having had Jurassic Park as their favorite movie as a child, got stoked beyond expression when a game where you could walk among dinosaurs was announced. Boy, did it deliver. Roaring through the skies on a giant bird, with thunder and lightning booming, rumbling around you. What is it called, that feeling … Continue reading Majestic Bird