“Whatcha doin’?” – Alduin the charmer
When this guy’s a comin’, you know you’re going home with him. Alduin is a real ladies man. Also a man’s man, I guess. Not sure if Alduin is even a [...]
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
I think he’s onto me
Vampirism isn’t the easiest of afflictions to live with, nor hide. Luckily, Isran isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. Thankfully, I got off scot-free here, [...]
Douche Snow Elf Whacked
Long story short, we got into an argument between two snow elfs. One died. The one of a kind douche snow elf, Arch-Curate Vyrthur, seemed to have a life goal to piss off [...]
Breaking: Dragons startle the fuck out of fisherman
A fisherman about to try ice fishing in the Forgotten Vale got the bejeebers scared out of him when strolling on a frozen lake. The sitch that made his pants warmer for a few [...]
Reader Suggestion – Skyrim Meme
A huge clap for Savior699 for making a hilarious caption to one of my desperate attempts at being funny through memes. Behold Addendum: You may think that Nords have a [...]
Inopportune confessions
I couldn’t come up with better captions than these for some reason. If you have any ideas, put some words in the comment section and I’ll make a post out of them. [...]
Pick Up Line-Alduin
Did you know Alduin’s a master pick-up artist? Trust Aldie to light up the club You know what they say – If only all women spoke french, and men dragon tongue. [...]
The Drone Pilot’s Burden
A drone pilot has a responsibility like no other. The responsibility to give answers to questions the masses still don’t know. Know that drones haven’t been part [...]
Brave Or Brainless?
Why, oh why, brave soldier? Why doth thou charge thith… Thath.. Thy – Y U Do dis? U mad br0? U’ll get dedded. He [...]
Bride Punched On Her Wedding Day
An event out of the ordinary took place during a wedding in Solitude, the capital of Skyrim. The cousin of Emperor Titus Mede II, Vittoria Vici, was about to give herself to [...]
