When this guy's a comin', you know you're going home with him. Alduin is a real ladies man. Also a man's man, I guess. Not sure if Alduin is even a "he" (Zee? Xhe? Or whatever the trend is these days). Just look at his wingspan. Gorgeous. Irresistible. Alduin doesn't handle rejection well, though. Safest … Continue reading “Whatcha doin’?” – Alduin the charmer
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Breaking: Dragons startle the fuck out of fisherman
A fisherman about to try ice fishing in the Forgotten Vale got the bejeebers scared out of him when strolling on a frozen lake. The sitch that made his pants warmer for a few minutes: Understandably, he did not want to revisit the lake to let me get some on-the-scene-photos. He preferred to give the … Continue reading Breaking: Dragons startle the fuck out of fisherman
Pagan Min – Gay or nay?
There’s a rumor going around that the king, the exalted, the supreme leader of Kyrat, is gay. Game Cosmos Press have been sent a couple of clues and decided to see if the rumor holds its humid. Pagan Min accepted my request for an interview and invited me to his impressive palace. His residence shows … Continue reading Pagan Min – Gay or nay?
Kyrat Travel Guide: Culture
First things first. The absolute first thing you should do when stepping foot into Kyrat is to crank your radio to this channel: In addition to all the other stuff covered so far in the guide, Kyrat has a fascinating culture. Despite the perpetual hardship, the people work hard, by sticking to their assignments from … Continue reading Kyrat Travel Guide: Culture
Kyrat Travel Guide: Spirituality
This guy is weird: Now that we got that stated and out in the open, we can look at spirituality in Kyrat from a serious perspective for you travelers. Kyrat is a very spiritual place. This place is not only for those requiring breakneck action. The Himalayan pearl offers soothing, soul-replenishing calm, to refill … Continue reading Kyrat Travel Guide: Spirituality
Kyrat Travel Guide: Sightseeing
What do tourists do? They see sights. Okay, not everyone spends their time abroad checking out sights, but most do. #notalltourists Whether you are a pop-cultural sightseer or want to chill out and watch historic or otherwise magnificent stuff, Kyrat will not disappoint. Deep, claustrophobic caves. Tall, snowy mountains. The himalayan pearl offers great photo … Continue reading Kyrat Travel Guide: Sightseeing
Kyrat Travel Guide: Activities
Looking to get your dose of adrenaline? Kyrat offers a ton of activities to sate your inner adrenaline junkie. Throwing yourself off a cliff in a wingsuit. Parachuting. Zip lining. Hunting. The possibilities are practically endless for the daredevils. At least more than enough to fill the time until your tourist visa runs out. A … Continue reading Kyrat Travel Guide: Activities
Kyrat Travel Guide: Medical Services
Before venturing out in the unpredictable wilderness of Kyrat, let's go through a few basic survival tips, and some more advanced medical procedures. Kyrat is a pretty damn comfortable place. Lush and warm. Mostly. But some areas can freeze your A off. So, remember to not stay out in the cold for too long. It's … Continue reading Kyrat Travel Guide: Medical Services
Kyrat Travel Guide: Animal Life
Kyrat is pretty much every animal photographers dream (of those who know of the country, mostly). Going home without having shot the "big five" is, according to local myth, said to give bad luck. Kyrat's "Big Five": Ghost Bear Sky Tiger Black Water Dragon Mad Devil Yeti Honestly, this sound like just a marketing stunt … Continue reading Kyrat Travel Guide: Animal Life
Kyrat Travel Guide: Food and drink
According to 'Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs', food and water is one of our most important, basic needs to survive. But who says it has to be boring? The Kyratis know how to make much out of the limited supply. Why not try out a few of the local specialities? Open your senses for both taste … Continue reading Kyrat Travel Guide: Food and drink
