How many settlers does it take to fix a turret?
11 The number is eleven, but there is a twist. No one is actually fixing the turret. Get to work, people! I don’t pay you to watch. In fact, I don’t pay you at [...]
Meme
Reader Suggestion – Skyrim Meme
A huge clap for Savior699 for making a hilarious caption to one of my desperate attempts at being funny through memes. Behold Addendum: You may think that Nords have a [...]
Inopportune confessions
I couldn’t come up with better captions than these for some reason. If you have any ideas, put some words in the comment section and I’ll make a post out of them. [...]
Hangover Cures Fear Of Flying
If there is one thing that represses the fear of flying, it’s a massive hangover. If the plane were to kiss the ground with an undesirable velocity, you wouldn’t [...]
Pick Up Line-Alduin
Did you know Alduin’s a master pick-up artist? Trust Aldie to light up the club You know what they say – If only all women spoke french, and men dragon tongue. [...]
Discovering Dab
Focus on the horizon – wait for it… DAB! Hammala mammala shambalambala! It’s not working.. Hmm.. Wait! Hold on. It’ll work. *Dabbing for 38 [...]
Staycation FTW
A better vacation – Underground In Vault 188, you’ll find an underground beach, with a stunning view (depending on how picky you are). You won’t even miss [...]
Wait, I’m Not Done Reading
Is it greedy to think “buy your own newspaper instead of reading mine”? Need or greed? If we use the classic “If a tree falls in a forest and no one is [...]
Never Eat Unlabeled Pills
Imma repeat the headline: Never eat unlabeled pills. You may start looking like that guy. This goes for expired medication as well. Getting a prescription from a licensed [...]
The Drone Pilot’s Burden
A drone pilot has a responsibility like no other. The responsibility to give answers to questions the masses still don’t know. Know that drones haven’t been part [...]
