11 The number is eleven, but there is a twist. No one is actually fixing the turret. Get to work, people! I don't pay you to watch. In fact, I don't pay you at all. - Sole Survivor Useless lot all o'ya The settlers of post-apocalyptic Boston aren't the most creative of people. They inhabit … Continue reading How many settlers does it take to fix a turret?
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Reader Suggestion – Skyrim Meme
A huge clap for Savior699 for making a hilarious caption to one of my desperate attempts at being funny through memes. Behold Addendum: You may think that Nords have a xenophobic attitude towards khajiits-Nord-luv. Before you think "Hell yeah, racist nordfucks" Consider these three facts: Skyrim is cold. Khajiits have fur. Nords love fur. Math: … Continue reading Reader Suggestion – Skyrim Meme
Inopportune confessions
I couldn't come up with better captions than these for some reason. If you have any ideas, put some words in the comment section and I'll make a post out of them. You'll be credited (and get a diamond trophy in Valhalla, Sovngarde) The last one is a stretch. It's embarrassing
Hangover Cures Fear Of Flying
If there is one thing that represses the fear of flying, it's a massive hangover. If the plane were to kiss the ground with an undesirable velocity, you wouldn't have to suffer through the hangover. It's something. Bonus meme:
Pick Up Line-Alduin
Did you know Alduin's a master pick-up artist? Trust Aldie to light up the club You know what they say - If only all women spoke french, and men dragon tongue. You're guaranteed some shouting from the back of the corner nearing closing time. And for the last one, an edgy, direct approach, when Mr. … Continue reading Pick Up Line-Alduin
Discovering Dab
Focus on the horizon - wait for it... DAB! Hammala mammala shambalambala! It's not working.. Hmm.. Wait! Hold on. It'll work. *Dabbing for 38 consecutive hours* *starts raining* See! I got powers! Kneel before me - Every cult-starter
Staycation FTW
A better vacation - Underground In Vault 188, you'll find an underground beach, with a stunning view (depending on how picky you are). You won't even miss the warm sunrays. You'll get all the radiation you need from a few beers or a dip in the water. In RL: Staycation is where it's at. It … Continue reading Staycation FTW
Wait, I’m Not Done Reading
Is it greedy to think "buy your own newspaper instead of reading mine"? Need or greed? If we use the classic "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?", I guess it's not a problem. In other words, if the moocher reads your hard earned … Continue reading Wait, I’m Not Done Reading
Never Eat Unlabeled Pills
Imma repeat the headline: Never eat unlabeled pills. You may start looking like that guy. This goes for expired medication as well. Getting a prescription from a licensed doctor is a good place to start. Or a trusted drug dealer with a good reputation, offering blister packs with a medical-sounding name on it.
The Drone Pilot’s Burden
A drone pilot has a responsibility like no other. The responsibility to give answers to questions the masses still don't know. Know that drones haven't been part of the curriculum and that the majority of people are, in layman's terms, "OMG, like so n00b" A drone pilot has a heavy weight on h*s/h*r shoulders. If … Continue reading The Drone Pilot’s Burden
