Porta-Potties – Here To Ruin Your Day
I will make your call of nature as uncomfortable as possible – Every porta-potty at every concert ever Porta-potties Cons: Almost always out of toilet paper The ring is [...]
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When The Gloat Is Good
Just make sure you won’t have to crawl back at some point, considering this act will probably burn some bridges. PS: The text is really weak. Squint, zoom or whatever [...]
Parkour: Two Kinds Of Spectators
The worse of the two is exemplified in this post. In this example, the main difference between them, would be the spectator’s level of introspection. Want more [...]
Exhibisionism has its time and place
A hot tip for exhibisionists out there who like to strut their stuff. Do not change into your birthday suit while a dragon attacks your village. Wait until you’re [...]
General+Scientist=Impending Danger
My bet is they’re not developing a cure to anything. A cure to overpopulation, maybe. If they’re rubbing their hands together while laughing, consider running, [...]
Vanity Or Self Defense – Why not both?
Why choose between looking good and staying safe? Trade in that purse for a minigun. You won’t regret it. Clutch < Huge, deterring chunk of metal Update: Sources [...]
PC Minefield
It’s a minefield out there. (social climate deniers begone from this page henceforth and so forth and such, to avoid being offended) In this day and age, offending a [...]
Each to their own
Being alone in the field for extended amounts of time (with a high tech, internet enabled device), Michael Thorton developed fondness for the out-of-the-ordinary. At least [...]
I’d Be Anxious If I Wasn’t Hammered
Quite a few challenges arise when the inebriation disables the phone. Like, how will i get Home? Or more importantly. How will I be able to call random individuals in my [...]
Not Everything Is A Great Combination
The possibility of two ingredients being able to be combined does not necessarily mean they have to be combined. Other notable mentions: Anchovies on pizza Bleach + Vinegar [...]
