No matter what the Commonwealth throws at this girl, she never gives in to depression or nihilism. She may be a bit on the more apathetic side, but still impressive. She always wears that stoic, unaffected face. If you haven't had your daily dose of provisioners, check this out:
Not everyone appreciates an exciting career choice. Some of the perks: Traveling all around the world (virtually) Meeting new people (over Skype) Making extreme amounts of cash (bottle caps, rupees, virtual gold nuggets). I fail to see why my family won't support this extremely well thought out decision.
Me, thinking to myself: "If I just keep this face until it doesn't hurt anymore, no one will see this hurt like f*ck" Spectators: Are you crying? Me : Iamcryingbecauseofhowawesomeitmusthavelooked *groaning noise* HAHA *faints* Math: Several more spectators + More ridiculous way of falling = So awkward it is a legitimate reason to move to … Continue reading It Didn’t Hurt At All
The privilege of getting to visit this often should be for immediate family only. There's nothing funny about the female menstrual cycle. Period. - Some guy who was never seen again Turned out the meme ideas came like pearls on a string on this one. It may have something to do with the fact that … Continue reading Aunt Flo & Cousin Red
Can't let work get in the way of important stuff. Boss: We need you to work this weekend Me: Oh, shoot. I can't. Boss: Oh? Got plans? Me: I'm gonna play video games. Boss: See you on saturday then. Me: Fine...
Unless you have a gun to your head. Maybe not even then. Too risky. To be safe, and prevent any awkward situations, never promise anything. Not even to brush your teeth.
Before the age of propane tanks (not the war tanks), a man wanting a savory steak had to experiment with extremely flammable liquids. Overestimating the amount of said flammable liquid has resulted in the loss of eyebrows all over the world. It doesn't seem to matter how much practice one has. It's always too much … Continue reading BBQ Problems
Why do people drive like this in movies? Have they never driven a car before? Or seen how a car is handled in real life? Isn't it weird? Imagine how that kind of driving would look like. The GIF above is from Far Cry 4, which isn't exactly a car simulator, but it would probably … Continue reading Driving In Every Movie Ever
Some may call this junk... Me, I call them treasures. - Belethor (Whiterun, Skyrim) Putting things in containers and workshops is old school. Let the hoarder in you revel in the glory of hoarding absolutely everything, and put it on display in a marvelous, gargantuan pile of treasure. Remember, it's not hoarding until someone calls … Continue reading Hoarding Or Collecting – A Fine Line
What achievements I can be proud of? Female canine, please. *shows family Steam, Xbox Live and PSN* Gamer: What I do is rewarding and important. You hear me? Rewarding AF! Dad: What's AF? Gamer: OMG, you're so noob. Mom: What's a noob? Gamer: You. Sister: Savage AF.