I can has boundaries respected plox? Nah.. "She was all like whatever, and then he was all totally and stuff, and then everyone was just oh my god. Crazy, right?"
Take your intervention elsewhere. This one's affinity for the visual, interactive medium is unshakeable. An impenetrable force field of introversion keeps the outside world away. Except the need for currency for which to trade in exchange of the aforementioned medium.
Maybe growing a beard would help. A metal beard! Doesn't get any more metal than that.
I couldn't think of another one, so here's the pic textless. Look at the guy. So happy. Escapism for the win. Now, back to playing video games.
Wear your helmet! - GF When was the last time you reloaded? - GF Turning your underwear inside out is not "doing your laundry" - GF A real girlfriend hangs onto her man, following him everywhere. Freakin' everywhere. Disclaimer: The 'No true scotsman' fallacy may apply here, rendering the above statement invalid. See how … Continue reading Overly Attached Girlfriend
I won't give this much coverage, but witness this bunny solving pressing matters. Life got you down? Need something to get your mind of everything? Covfefe. "Damn... Why didn't I just covfefe today?" - Guy who didn't covfefe that day Roses are red. Violins aren't blue. Random post, this is you.
No matter what. No matter the level of emergency. "Haven't eaten in 45 minutes. Dis gon' b gewd!" - The hungry, oblivious raider. This guy's mind shuts out all outside impressions when food is in the making. I think I'm gonna watch this guy to see whether anything can divert his attention from food. … Continue reading Getting Priorities Right Is Hard
He likes to work with machines. Machines are easier to understand, and way more predictable Poor, poor guy. The only machine he doesn't understand is the soft, squishy one. Disclaimer: The meme refers to the metaphorical heart. A doctor can fix a physically broken heart, with a high success rate.
One can never get enough monitors. Or One huge ass 16K screen. Seriously, screen estate is important.
"Peripheral vision < Looking Good" - Guard