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Small articles, images and in general posts not taking away your time.

Mechanic Fired and Mocked

2017-10-15 // 4 Comments

  A mechanic, 5 minutes after having been let go, due to disagreements. Translation: Let go=Park management fired his ass. Disagreements=whether 2 hour lunch breaks were [...]

Douche Snow Elf Whacked

2017-10-02 // 7 Comments

Long story short, we got into an argument between two snow elfs. One died. The one of a kind douche snow elf, Arch-Curate Vyrthur, seemed to have a life goal to piss off [...]

Breezy Sailing

2017-09-22 // 0 Comments

It’s a special kind of feeling, sailing the open seas, close to butt nekkid, feeling the breeze through the loin cloth. Highly recommended! I’m sailiiing awaaay [...]

Wrap It Up Before Disposal

2017-09-20 // 0 Comments

Be like the dudes and dudettes of Ark. Wrap up everything in an extra layer before you throw it away, for the sake of the environment. Think about the poor dinos. We [...]

Fake Lenin Busted

2017-09-15 // 0 Comments

This here guy has been running around the Commonwealth, posing as Vladimir Lenin. He was (finally) caught when he couldn’t resist the promise of creating a communist, [...]

Best Audio Log In Rapture

2017-09-07 // 0 Comments

The funniest voicelog in the Bioshock universe has to be this one. Jack, frustrated with by the concept of robot Little Sisters, makes a drunken confession on an Accu-Vox [...]