One wouldn't claim Vault 88 has the best in kitchen appliances, but then again, the wasteland does not offer clean new stoves. Hygiene and germ theory aside, Girolamo makes a mean beef stroganoff. He's hacking, and whacking, and smacking! Just to get you the meanest beef in the wasteland. PS: "Dweller" seems weird written with … Continue reading Vault Dweller Preparing Dinner
Long story short, we got into an argument between two snow elfs. One died. The one of a kind douche snow elf, Arch-Curate Vyrthur, seemed to have a life goal to piss off everything and everyone. He even managed to insult CuSith, the death hound's uneven teeth. "My Mother is a saint!" - Serena I guess … Continue reading Douche Snow Elf Whacked
A fisherman about to try ice fishing in the Forgotten Vale got the bejeebers scared out of him when strolling on a frozen lake. The sitch that made his pants warmer for a few minutes: Understandably, he did not want to revisit the lake to let me get some on-the-scene-photos. He preferred to give the … Continue reading Breaking: Dragons startle the fuck out of fisherman
It's a special kind of feeling, sailing the open seas, close to butt nekkid, feeling the breeze through the loin cloth. Highly recommended! I'm sailiiing awaaay In my u-uuu-underwear
Be like the dudes and dudettes of Ark. Wrap up everything in an extra layer before you throw it away, for the sake of the environment. Think about the poor dinos. We wouldn't want a raptor running around with plastic six pack rings around his neck, would we? This is just one of the many … Continue reading Wrap It Up Before Disposal
This here guy has been running around the Commonwealth, posing as Vladimir Lenin. He was (finally) caught when he couldn't resist the promise of creating a communist, collectivist utopia. Spasiba! On another note, the BoS have an open warrant for Albino Lincoln.
The funniest voicelog in the Bioshock universe has to be this one. Jack, frustrated with by the concept of robot Little Sisters, makes a drunken confession on an Accu-Vox Personal Voice Recorder Listen to the audio tape in all its hilarious glory: Can't hear it? Here's the transcript: Robotic Little Sisters... Robotic Little Sisters! (Hic!) … Continue reading Best Audio Log In Rapture
If there is one thing the vault dwellers know better than anyone else, it's how to feel in the catch of the day. In the cheesy cartwheel of lines, I find this to be the absolute best and worst, depending on the angle it's viewed from. Bonus points for female hitting on male. The best … Continue reading Cheesy Pick Up Line, Underground
Bah... Another one of those stupid challenges. This time it's the freezer challenge, where a bunch of people try to hold out the longest, while live-streaming it (twitch, YouTube, you name it). From the looks of it, the more pain and/or embarrassment it causes, the "better". Some take these a bit too far. In this … Continue reading Freezer Challenge
Anything to keep the flame alive, I guess. Keeping it interesting by role playing. Somewhat macabre, but hey, each to his own, right? Some like to dress up as hostage and torturer, others like to watch, like a hard (pun) voyeuristic peeping Tom.