If the featured image did it’s job, you have now landed on an article containing men in red dresses and high heels.
Its purpose will soon be made clear.
Now, take this for example:
Who said men can’t wear a nice dress and a pair of heels?
Ever wanted to do your morning run in a pair of heels? No problem.
All it takes is a bit of practice.
To complement the red dress, a minigun may be a good accessory.
Now you may ask yourself “Why the hell does this web-page exist?”
The answer: Rule 39.