When this guy's a comin', you know you're going home with him. Alduin is a real ladies man. Also a man's man, I guess. Not sure if Alduin is even a "he" (Zee? Xhe? Or whatever the trend is these days). Just look at his wingspan. Gorgeous. Irresistible. Alduin doesn't handle rejection well, though. Safest … Continue reading “Whatcha doin’?” – Alduin the charmer
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Breaking: Dragons startle the fuck out of fisherman
A fisherman about to try ice fishing in the Forgotten Vale got the bejeebers scared out of him when strolling on a frozen lake. The sitch that made his pants warmer for a few minutes: Understandably, he did not want to revisit the lake to let me get some on-the-scene-photos. He preferred to give the … Continue reading Breaking: Dragons startle the fuck out of fisherman
Pick Up Line-Alduin
Did you know Alduin's a master pick-up artist? Trust Aldie to light up the club You know what they say - If only all women spoke french, and men dragon tongue. You're guaranteed some shouting from the back of the corner nearing closing time. And for the last one, an edgy, direct approach, when Mr. … Continue reading Pick Up Line-Alduin
What happens in Helgen…
On my way to cover the annual Honningbrew tasting in Whiterun, I got sidetracked by a curve ball of a story. A couple of horse carriages with escorting cavalry rolled past me, just when I was heeding the call of nature behind a snowberry-bush. See a cortege escorted by armed personnel? Drop whatever's in your … Continue reading What happens in Helgen…
