Trigger warning: BoS-zealots fans, look away. This might hurt. The almighty Prydwen met it's fate after a battle between the minutemen and the Brotherhood of Steel at the castle.
This janitor did. The feeling of passing of time is relative. This guy was responsible for the lobby, and the lobby only. Not much to do there. His daily workload was done in about 30 minutes. The rest of the day consisted of standing almost lifeless behind the stairs. Waiting. Waiting to one day win … Continue reading You ever been so bored at work you just died?
If there is one thing the vault dwellers know better than anyone else, it's how to feel in the catch of the day. In the cheesy cartwheel of lines, I find this to be the absolute best and worst, depending on the angle it's viewed from. Bonus points for female hitting on male. The best … Continue reading Cheesy Pick Up Line, Underground
Piper is a journalist, and with that, a fantastic storyteller. One would think. "Oh your god, have you heard?" "First I was like, holdup:" "Everybody was like:" "Then I was all:" "And then everyone went aaw yizz" "Can you believe it? So legitimately crazy, right?" ----- Hard to think this girl runs a newspaper.
The Pack. A raider gang who recently expanded into the Commonwealth, wants to dispel the myth that they are not snappy dressers. To achieve this, they set up a fashion show showcasing their diverse variety of exciting attire (and guns). Have a peek at their promo video: The opening was as impressive as it was … Continue reading The Pack’s Groundbreaking Primal Fashion Show
Maybe growing a beard would help. A metal beard! Doesn't get any more metal than that.
A priest, A rabbi and an Imam met in a chapel. This might sound like the set-up to a joke, but it is of a more serious sort. The 'All Faiths Chapel' in Diamond City, Boston, is meant to be a place for worship, reflection and contemplation. Reports from the area tells another story. The … Continue reading Friction In ‘All Faiths Chapel’
The Doctor is the cornerstone of any society. Be it a witch doctor, priest, shaman or a real one (yeah, come on, go to a real doctor). This is the guy everyone turns to when something doesn't "feel quite right". Meet Mario. Name: Mario Occupation: Doctor RR: Dr. Mario is it? Remember you from the … Continue reading Residents Of Vault 88 – Subject 11/16 -Mario
One of the more pleasant characters in Vault 88. Hard working, or shall we say, hard workouting? I tried. Nevermind. Meet Izabelle. Name: Izabelle / Belle Occupation: Personal trainer RR: Howdy! Can I ask you a few questions for an article I'm writing? Belle: Yeah, sure. Ask away. I'm Izabelle, by the way. Belle … Continue reading Residents Of Vault 88 – Subject 3/16 – Izabelle
Let's start off with the absolute worst interview of them all. The subject, a being that must have been failed by everything and everyone. I wish I knew that beforehand, before interviewing this uncomfortable individual. Meet "Einstein". Name: Einstein (allegedly) Occupation: Upyoursifier (allegedly) RR: Hi! How are you? I'm- Einstein: Dummy. Oh, my Goood, … Continue reading Residents Of Vault 88 – Subject 1/16 – Einstein