Phresh Pheed


Inopportune confessions

2017-08-15 // 3 Comments

I couldn’t come up with better captions than these for some reason. If you have any ideas, put some words in the comment section and I’ll make a post out of them. [...]

Never Eat Unlabeled Pills

2017-08-01 // 2 Comments

Imma repeat the headline: Never eat unlabeled pills. You may start looking like that guy. This goes for expired medication as well. Getting a prescription from a licensed [...]

The Drone Pilot’s Burden

2017-07-31 // 0 Comments

A drone pilot has a responsibility like no other. The responsibility to give answers to questions the masses still don’t know. Know that drones haven’t been part [...]

It Didn’t Hurt At All

2017-07-28 // 0 Comments

Me, thinking to myself: “If I just keep this face until it doesn’t hurt anymore, no one will see this hurt like f*ck” Spectators: Are you crying? Me : [...]

Aunt Flo & Cousin Red

2017-07-26 // 14 Comments

The privilege of getting to visit this often should be for immediate family only. There’s nothing funny about the female menstrual cycle. Period. – Some guy who [...]

BBQ Problems

2017-07-08 // 2 Comments

Before the age of propane tanks (not the war tanks), a man wanting a savory steak had to experiment with extremely flammable liquids. Overestimating the amount of said [...]