(Snapshots from Kyrat, in Far Cry 4) Here comes a few shots from my 'travels' around in Kyrat. Nice place. What's up? Hippie wagon If this ain't a shaggin' wagon, I don't know what is. Look at that fabulous son of a gun Wasting Ammo Strange way of celebrating a gunfight victory. Shortsighted, and a waste … Continue reading Snapshots A Far Cry 4 U
I wanted to see what was on top of Far's Peak, so a sturdy wooden path was built. Turned out to be an incredible waste of time. Entirely useless project. It's most likely not an exaggeration to assume that the time spent on this would have given a cure for cancer if spent otherwise. I … Continue reading Path to the top of the world
Since the dawn of counter terrorism (and terrorism), countless trained professionals have been fighting an irresistible urge, a conundrum. Popping the chicken. That juicy chicken has blown many covers, though not by its own intention. A typical scenario: Trained professional: there's the chicken. The enemy is far away. I think.. Naw, can't risk it. Chicken: … Continue reading Should I? Or should I not?
11 The number is eleven, but there is a twist. No one is actually fixing the turret. Get to work, people! I don't pay you to watch. In fact, I don't pay you at all. - Sole Survivor Useless lot all o'ya The settlers of post-apocalyptic Boston aren't the most creative of people. They inhabit … Continue reading How many settlers does it take to fix a turret?
Piper is a journalist, and with that, a fantastic storyteller. One would think. "Oh your god, have you heard?" "First I was like, holdup:" "Everybody was like:" "Then I was all:" "And then everyone went aaw yizz" "Can you believe it? So legitimately crazy, right?" ----- Hard to think this girl runs a newspaper.
Ever heard the expression “Beauty comes from within” ? Thanks to Dr. Steinman, you can now wear your insides on the outside. --- Plastic surgeons doesn't hate him because of malpractice, or that he is operating without a license. It's not even his one-of-a-kind take on medical ethics. They hate him because he makes individuals … Continue reading Plastic Surgeons Hate Him
Me, thinking to myself: "If I just keep this face until it doesn't hurt anymore, no one will see this hurt like f*ck" Spectators: Are you crying? Me : Iamcryingbecauseofhowawesomeitmusthavelooked *groaning noise* HAHA *faints* Math: Several more spectators + More ridiculous way of falling = So awkward it is a legitimate reason to move to … Continue reading It Didn’t Hurt At All
There’s a rumor going around that the king, the exalted, the supreme leader of Kyrat, is gay. Game Cosmos Press have been sent a couple of clues and decided to see if the rumor holds its humid. Pagan Min accepted my request for an interview and invited me to his impressive palace. His residence shows … Continue reading Pagan Min – Gay or nay?
First things first. The absolute first thing you should do when stepping foot into Kyrat is to crank your radio to this channel: In addition to all the other stuff covered so far in the guide, Kyrat has a fascinating culture. Despite the perpetual hardship, the people work hard, by sticking to their assignments from … Continue reading Kyrat Travel Guide: Culture
What do tourists do? They see sights. Okay, not everyone spends their time abroad checking out sights, but most do. #notalltourists Whether you are a pop-cultural sightseer or want to chill out and watch historic or otherwise magnificent stuff, Kyrat will not disappoint. Deep, claustrophobic caves. Tall, snowy mountains. The himalayan pearl offers great photo … Continue reading Kyrat Travel Guide: Sightseeing